i am three years behind in my math homework
geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
‘But I like you.’ He cleared his throat. ‘I like you first and second and...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via delicateswans)
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
prozacmonologue asked: Nigga, you cute.
But I love you so much it’s hurts
I want the sex :(
allidoiswynn: I looked at you And realized that the way Half of your face was Illuminated by the movie screen Reminded me of the moon. Except the moon doesn’t Lean over and slowly Suck the sadness Right out of my mouth.
Bored as fucking fuck
carmenmichael asked: Kirstin said get your ass here so she can hit dat.
So what I gathered from last night is that I still hold my alcohol really well. *brushes off shoulder
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
bloody-hale: I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
I think may has been the shittest month I’ve had in a long time
Also, here’s a good reason you shouldn’t hate life: cats. Fucking cats man.
Body hate, relationship problems, it’s all fucking stupid. Life isnt about that petty bullshit (something I’ve had trouble realizing too) IT’S ABOUT FUCKING LIVING. You have one life, don’t be miserable in the process.
Anonymous asked: you are so cute and have fluffy hair and nice boobies that i want to touch
My level on the gay meter keeps going up